Zombie Quotes

Some quotes about zombies

Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’
Rodney Dangerfield
A zombie film is not fun without a bunch of stupid people running around and observing how they fail to handle the situation.
George A. Romero
Humanity is mind-controlled and only slightly more conscious than your average zombie.
David Icke
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.
Seth Grahame-Smith
Culture is just a shambling zombie that repeats what it did in life; bits of it drop off, and it doesn’t appear to notice.
Alan Moore
If you’re going to be a zombie in a movie, you go big or go home.
Jessica Lucas
I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.
Craig Ferguson
I don’t think anyone wants to cuddle a zombie.
Norman Reedus
Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack.
Max Brooks
I am a conservative, but I am not a zombie.
Glenn Beck
My friend “M” says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can’t smile, because your lips have rotted off.
Isaac Marion
Blood is really warm,
it’s like drinking hot chocolate
but with more screaming.
Ryan Mecum
I wasn’t a sex symbol, I was a sex zombie.
Veronica Lake

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