Rugby Quotes

Some quotes about rugby

Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentleman’s game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts.
Henry Blaha
Rugby is great. The players don’t wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that.
Joe Theismann
The pub is as much a part of rugby as is the playing field.
John Dickenson
Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city.
Oscar Wilde
I’ve always said that playing rugby in Spain is like being a bullfighter in Japan.
Javier Bardem
I may not have been very tall or very athletic, but the one thing I did have was the most effective backside in world rugby.
Jim Glennon
I retired from rugby because I was old and getting really slow.
Javier Bardem
The only trophy we won this day, was the blood and sweat we left on the pitch…. and it was enough
Unknown Author
A major rugby tour by the British Isles to New Zealand is a cross between a medieval crusade and a prep school outing.
John Hopkins
We will do our best to make rugby a global sport.
Yoshiro Mori
Following Scotland’s accusations of French foul play: If you can’t take a punch, you should play table tennis.
Pierre Berbizier
On England’s new look against Australia: This looks a good team on paper, let’s see how it looks on grass.
Nigel Mellville
To play rugby league, you need three things: a good pass, a good tackle and a good excuse.
Unknown Author
Rugby is played by men with odd shaped balls.
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There is only one happiness in life, to beat people up without getting arrested!
Unknown Author
Rugby is a game for the mentally deficient… That is why it was invented by the British. Who else but an Englishman could invent an oval ball?
Peter Pook

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