Driving Quotes

Some quotes about driving

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.
Steven Wright
It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
Unknown Author
Drive slow and enjoy the scenery – drive fast and join the scenery.
Douglas Horton
The speedway ends at the cemetery.
Unknown Author
I don’t like to drive. I don’t like the aggressiveness that goes along with driving.
Heather Burns
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Noelie Altito
Always focus on the front windshield and not the review mirror.
Colin Powell
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.
Mary Ellen Kelly
I wanted to be a bus driver when I was a kid. I look at bus driving through the eyes of a little boy. I see it as glamorous.
Jim Lehrer
Yes, Officer, I did see the speed limit sign. I just didn’t see you.
Unknown Author
For most of my life I let women do the driving and was happy to let them.
Christopher Hitchens
Driving at the speed limit–hideous thought.
Stephenie Meyer
Life is too short for traffic.
Dan Bellack
I had to learn how to drive because I didn’t drive in Toronto.
Kevin McDonald
I’m still driving along on the pop freeway of life. Thinking even further into the future, I definitely want to make an acoustic record. I want to try lots of different things.
Katy Perry
Driving around with a receding hairline and two kids in a Prius feels a bit boring for me.
Greg Fitzsimmons
I love driving. I’ve been obsessed with driving something since I was a kid.
Hunter Hayes
Baseball is like driving, it’s the one who gets home safely that counts.
Tommy Lasorda
“Learn to drive?”
“Never,” said Quentin. “My mission in life is to be a passenger.”
Diana Wynne Jones
The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it’s possible to achieve the American dream.
Tommy Hilfiger
I love driving; driving along the California coastline is the best drive in the world.
Al Jardine
Once, I took a taxi. I hate those limousines. They stink and their drivers have been driving dead people to the cemeteries.
Klaus Kinski
The fact is I don’t drive just to get from A to B. I enjoy feeling the car’s reactions, becoming part of it.
Enzo Ferrari
We at BMW do not build cars as consumer objects, just to drive from A to B. We build mobile works of art.
Chris Bangle
I drive a motorbike, so there is the whiff of the grim reaper round every corner, especially in London.
Benedict Cumberbatch
I put headlights in Ford vans. I still drive a Ford.
James McBride
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
American Proverb
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Albert Einstein
The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Being an actress is similar to trying to fit in with the popular kids in high school. You’re expected to drive the right car, wear the right clothes and say the right things.
Lauren Ambrose
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
Dan Rather
Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car.
Unknown Author
When I’m driving the highway by myself is when I write best.
Willie Nelson
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example.
Dan Buettner
Automobiles are not ferocious…. it is man who is to be feared.
Robbins B. Stoeckel

5 thoughts on “Driving Quotes”

  1. Right now its very dense fog here. This evening I cancelled my plan to eat out, as safety is first and driving in this thick fog goes against the rules of safety!

  2. It is not important to just reach from point A to point B, but one must reach from point A to point B with all his body parts intact.

  3. I hate the fools, who drive like mentally sick people on busy roads; or on any road. They should be locked in mental institutions.

  4. And I condemn pedestrians who cross roads away from pedestrian crossings; and some of them look opposite from the direction of traffic while crossing roads.

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