Cleaning Quotes

Some quotes about cleaning

Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy.
Unknown Author
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Phyllis Diller
You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty.
Cecil Baxter
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
Kurt Vonnegut
A clean house is the sign of a boring person.
Unknown Author
I’m an absolute clean freak. I’ll go to my friends’ houses and even start cleaning.
Cassie Scerbo
Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I.
Anne Gibbons
There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets.
Fiorello LaGuardia
Excuse the mess, but we live here.
Roseanne Barr
We are used to cleaning the outside house, but the most important house to clean is yourself – your own house – which we never do.
Marina Abramovic
A new broom sweeps clean, but the old broom knows the corners.
Irish Saying
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn.
C.E. Cowman
The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
Roseanne Barr
Normal person’s weekly chore list:
1. clean kitchen.
2. clean bathroom.
3. clean entire rest of domicile.
cleaning impaired person’s weekly chore list:
1. don’t get peanut butter on sheets.
Dave Barry
Some of us are like a shovel brigade that follow a parade down Main Street cleaning up.
Donald T. Regan
God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done.
Unknown Author
You could eat sushi off my bookshelf. My cleaning regime is like a battleground. I’m Genghis Khan and my cleaning products are my Mongolian army and I take no prisoners. The rest of my life is an experiment in chaos so I like to keep my flat neat.
Ryan Adams
There may be dust in my house but there isn’t any on me.
Unknown Author
Cleaning is my favorite way to relax. I clear things out and get rid of the stuff I don’t need. When the food pantry and the refrigerator are organized, I feel less stressed.
Jennifer Morrison
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Erma Bombeck
Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don’t do it.
Unknown Author
Perfectionism means that you try not to leave so much mess to clean up. But clutter and mess show us that life is being lived.
Anne Lamott
I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.
Heloise Cruse
I love cleaning, weird but true. It really relaxes me.
Jessie J
When we realize we can make a buck cleaning up the environment, it will be done!
Dennis Weaver

2 thoughts on “Cleaning Quotes”

  1. I actually enjoy cleaning my home. Never get tired of cleaning various parts of my place. In fact, when I mop my floor after a gap of few days, I feel relaxed after doing so.

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